Death of a legend

Chuck Norris, a six-time world karate champion who became an action star and the face of “Walker, Texas Ranger,” has died at 86, his family said in a statement posted to Instagram.

A sad loss, but to make it a bit more bearable, here are some wonderful statements/facts/jokes about the legend:

• Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

• Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice.

• Chuck Norris was born in a little log cabin he built with his own hands.

• When the boogyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

• Chuck Norris doesn't do a push up. He pushes the world down.

• When Chuck Norris goes swimming, sharks get out of the ocean.

• Chuck Norris doesn’t worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.

• When Chuck Norris cooks, he makes the onion cry.

• Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life.

• Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt. That would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.

• Chuck Norris got pulled over by police once. He let the cop go with a warning.

• Chuck Norris and Superman once had a fight. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Sources: CNN, internet, Andrea de Santis